These are not mine. I came across these wonderful Spam Haiku's on another person's website, which is featured in my web links. Here is a sample of her Haiku art, inspired by that most inscrutable foodstuff...
Pink tender morsel Ears, snouts and innards
Glistening with salty gel A homogeneous mass
What the hell is it? Pass another slice
Writing Spam haiku,
Sharing my most heartfelt thoughts:
Does Spam think of me?
To see more of this, you may look at my Spam Haiku page; or you may go to the author's website by the links below.